Random RP, please keep it SFW.

(Goes inside the place with Falco, the place is full of drunk tough looking bikers. A huge drunk biker tries to kiss the waitress, but she nocks him out in one punch. She sees Falco & Skunky)
 
Waitress : Sorry we don’t allow pets in here, sweetie.
 
Oh, it’s ok, this is my friend.
 
Waitress : (Looking a li’l shocked by the talking skunk, but then goes back to being deadpan.) Uhhh, whatever you say… So how can I help, y’all out. I ain’t got all day.
 
Do you know how to get to the beach? My friend, and I are trying to go.
 
Waitress : Just go down the freeway that way, make a left at the fast food joint, then keep going ‘till you see water.
 
Cool, thanks! Wanna join us?
 
Waitress : (Giggles.) Thanks, though I’m too busy. Plus (sarcastic) why would I wanna give up a place as great as this?
 
(Skunky looks around, but apparently didn’t pick up on the sarcasm.) I guess you have a point.
 
Waitress : So what’ll you two have to drink?
 
Chocolate milk for me!

I’ll take a root beer.

@FalcoDash107  
Waitress : Ok, one chocolate milk, and root beer.
 
(She leaves to get the drinks. Suddenly, a rather mean looking punk biker comes over.)
 
Biker Punk : “Hey, we don’t like your kind around these parts. So why don’t you, and you’re li’l, dumb, obese, pet rodent leave.
 
Hey, don’t call Falco that! How dare you!

Lets leave… while we can.

No, I want my chocolate milk.
 
Biker : (Sarcastic.) Awww… It talks, isn’t that cute? He wants his chocolate milk. HAW! HAW! HAW!
 
C’mon, we don’t want any trouble, dude. We just want our drinks.
 
Biker : (Picks up Skunky by the scruff.) Well, I won’t give you trouble I’ll just throw ya’ out myself with the other trash!  
(Notices the skunk stripes.) Uhhh… (Gently puts Skunky back down.) Nevermind, y-y-you just have a good day, and enjoy your drinks! Uh, bye! (Runs into the restroom.)
 
Huh, all bark, and no bite, eh?

Hah, those losers. Let’s get back on our way to the beach

@FalcoDash107  
(Drinks chocolate milk, and burps.) Okies! I’m driving! …Though, I may need a booster seat.

Wait, a booster seat? Why?  
(Stares at the fat skunky)  
Ohhh.. That’s why…

@FalcoDash107  
(Unamused look.) What’re you sayin’? I meant ‘cause I was short, so I could see over the dashboard.  
What did you think I meant? (Scratches his flabby love-handle.)
 
Oh well, maybe you better drive. Maybe it’d look strange if a li’l skunky was driving.

Yeah, i’ve been driving for the past 5 hours.

We should almost be there then, let me check the road map.
 
Hmmm… Hm… Hmmm… This map is in Spanish.

Wait a sec!  
Spots a long area of beach balls, people in swimsuits, and sunscreen bottles  
We’re here!  
Wait, what about the floaty? The one you made go flying all over?

@FalcoDash107  
(Pulls out the deflated Princess Celestia floatie.) Might take me awhile to reinflate. (Starts trying to blow it back up.)

Erm, let me do that.  
(Blows intensely into the floaty)

Let me go get my swimsuit! Should I wear my beach thong, or regular suit?

Regular suit.

@FalcoDash107  
Oh ok, I hope it still fits. Haven’t tried it on in awhile, seeing as I don’t normally wear clothes, being a skunk, an’ all. Hehe
 
(Goes into the bathroom to change.) I already got the sodas, snacks, beach toys, sunscreen, packed up in that basket over there. You can add anything exta if you want.

Oh, I’m fine. Nothing extra needed.  
(We run out, towards the beach, looking around.)  
What do you wanna do next?

@FalcoDash107  
(Tugs on Falco’s arm like a child, and points to an ice cream vendor.) I want an ice cweam!

Okay what flavor

@FalcoDash107  
Hmmm… Chocolate!

I’ll share mine with you, my belly is full from eating all those chips… ugh…

@FalcoDash107  
What is “full?” (Already has ice cream all over face implying he ate it all already.)

Hey, let’s go over there! (points to a large merry-go-round)

@FalcoDash107  
Oh, plastic rideable ponies!  
Wait, are you a pony, or a human? I always get those creatures mixed-up.