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Because of the long time she’ve been dealing with…

Derpy would panic if her strabismus suddenly gets healed.

Sprout’s favorite pizza topping is pineapple, both because he was introduced to it as a colt and also because he knows Hitch hates pineapple pizza so it doubles as an excellent method of trolling.

Luna believes Celestia’s incontinence solar radiation might have resulted in close ponies to start developing mental and psychological issues.

Celestia points out that’s not how radiation works and is a stupid idea, but Luna argues about “magical radiation”.

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
Story of the Blanks.

@Korora
Wait what does AB have to with the undead?

@Cosmas-the-Explorer
You’re forgetting Apple Bloom.

A weird one.

Lyra and Spike formed a society dedicated to the unexplained phenomena including zombies. After all Lyra was the only one who took that stuff seriously.

MLP Analysis: The Cutie Mark Crusaders have given up on trying to figure Casper Cake out.

Daring Do is a descendant from Tlaxcalian warriors. That’s why she got in a feud with Ahuizotl in the first place, they really hate each other.

Opaline was the creator of The Alicorn Amulet.

1 year before the events of G4, Opaline Arcana was an ordinary white unicorn who worked at a paint factory in Baltimare. One night, while chasing a pair of thieves who broke into the factory, she slipped and fell into a vat of purple paint tainted with lead. She came out with a permanent stained coat…and a manticore’s dose of lead poisoning.

She spent the majority of seasons 1-9 thinking that she was a natural-born alicorn from a kingdom called Skyros and that Celestia and Luna bullied her. By the end of S9, she confronted the Mane Six, delivering a hammy speech about her “backstory” and how Equestria was screwed because Twilight had sealed all of Equestria’s magic into a trio of crystals before laughing maniacally and passing out in front of the group (Pinkie Pie’s response was pressing a button that said, “that was easy”).

Opaline currently resides in a mental hospital in Vanhoover, mumbling something about dragon magic, a fictional seaside town called Maretime Bay, and somepony named Misty.

@harasha456
I know. As a matter of fact I was struggling with originality so I went for something easy and plausible. Twilight probably tried to help but even royal intervention cannot really undo some laws easily and also gave up.

@Korora
You’d think most people would ask why they kept that rule.

@Twi Clown
Like how in Sire’s Hollow you’re ostensibly not supposed to prance after sunset?

you’d be surprised how common that is IRL.

Ponyville has a lot of weird laws from ancient times.
Some of them like no chewing bubblegum on tuesday or no dogs around the fountain.

No one enforces said rules because no one actually cares and Mayor Mare doesn’t undo said laws because the paperwork to do so is so annoying its easier to just look the other way, and no one remembers why said laws are there in the first place.

@Korora
Oof.

G3: The Runaway Rainbow cuts out right before the onset of Rarity’s horse colic from the cake binge.

MLP Analysis: (Spoiler for a recent Jasper Pie comic) With a new Pie’s Pizzeria opened in Manehattan, Casper Cake will try to open an IHONY there too.

@Farnesy911
This but it’s actually in Agartha and the unicorn magic is Vril, the EQG portal is just a gate to the surface and some isolated humans managed to access one of the gate throught history but failed to mount a big expedition, their remains were found here and there, which prompted ponies to dive deep into the subject to try to understand where those peoples came from, often to the point of obsession like Lyra for example.

My headcannon is that the Changelling diaspora in Equestria (or anywhere else for that matter) would generally be absolute memelords. because while imitation based humor is obviously not funny to anyone living in the changelling lands, the ones born outside probably don’t have such dispositions. I mean, imagine being able to make irl vine booms, it would be absolutely wild. The best stand up humorists would probably be changellings too.

@Wiimeiser
breast hypertrophy I think.

@Wiimeiser
Say what? I know I’m way behind with G5, but I didn’t hear anything about EqG-style humanization of the ponies.

Sunny has the Hyper breasts disease (I can’t remember what it’s called) and had her breasts reduced.

Pipp, on the other hand, had hers enhanced because she was as small as Ipomoea.

The others are all their natural sizes, though I’m not sure what those sizes would be.

Twilight Sparkle and Zecora agree on something…

They need to build parasprite pest control measures…or even just make a full company around all Equestria.