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Roleplaying » MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (D-i): NMN Fright House Test » Post 2

Roleplaying » MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (D-i): NMN Fright House Test » Post 1

Roleplaying » MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (D): Cook & Decorate for NMN » Post 19

Roleplaying » MYMC05E6: Nightmare on Mane Street Reaction Script (B): Opaline finds some pumpkins » Post 12

Background Pony #9B0D
Opaline: Which means I’ve discovered a magical tree network!
Fire-horn Henchmare: LIKE—an instant teleportation fast travel network! Oohooohooo, what a devious find you had discovered, our Greatfulness! These wretched ponies won’t know what hit’em! I can finally stop sneakin’ around the watch ponies and use that tree as our escape route right back to our lair!!
Opaline: Which means that pumpkin and ponies and me can travel between them!
Ha! Take that, Twilight Sparkle!
Fire-horn Henchmare: And your conniving goody-two shoes pony and non-pony critter friends too!!
(Pumpkin teleports out of nowhere and scares Opaline)
Fire-horn Henchmare: OOOOHHH, I can hollow this out and create a bong out of this!! UHHHHH—RIGHT after we test out our new fast-travel network, that is…

Art Chat » Vendors at Pony Conventions (online and in site) » Topic Opener

IcyPassio
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Artist -

Passio
Hello, I’m Kory. I remember my first ever gig, and it was as a backstage artist with a vendor table at a convention many many years ago. I did art and I got paid a percentage, and it was THE BEST. I loved that work.
Many years have passed and I’ve graduated and I’m looking into returning to that job, doing art for merch, badges, etc.
Does any vendor or team is in need of an extra artist hand? Working with a team is something I really want to do again and I’d be more than happy to pass an admission test if needed.
If someone knows where I could find places to apply, that would be greatly appreciated too.
Thank you so much! Gotta continue doing my best to become a bit better everyday cx

Generals » MMA Thread (UFC, Bellator, ONE Championship, etc.) » Post 3022

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (C-i): Jazz finds out why ponies buy the hoof polish » Post 3

Background Pony #D766
Pipp Petals: Hey, glam-ponies!
Butler: “What is up, fellow Pippsqueak netizens??” This is how you young zoomer folk say it these days, right?
Pipp Petals: Thanks for making today the best day in the history of our little singing salon!
Butler: As patrons of this respected establishment, we thank you for participating in this promotional event! We hope that we can make this an annual occasion to all our loyal clients and subscription members!
Pipp Petals: [deep breath, sighs] Success smells great!
Butler: As we are currently on the scent of a new and improved polish product line, we hope that you will join us again and purchase our upcoming odorless brand as our dedicated test subjects—I MEAN—premium customers!! HMHMH…excusez-moi!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (C-i): Jazz finds out why ponies buy the hoof polish » Post 1

Background Pony #D766
Jazz Hooves: [whimpers, coughing]
[Opens a window before Posey Bloom walks into the scene]
A little fresh air never hurt anypony.
Posey Bloom: Puh-lease! You know what we all know. Whatever’s in that shiny hoof cream is stinky to the extreme! Our snouts are falling off over here!
Jazz Hooves: I don’t know whether to agree or be offended!
Wait. If you don’t like the hooficure treatment, why are you all filming it with your phones?
Posey Bloom: Oh, that’s just the “Mane Smelody Challenge”.
Jazz Hooves: The what now?
Posey Bloom: It’s, like, the latest viral endurance test. If you can get through it without your eyes watering from the smell, you tag a friend and they have to do it!
Jazz Hooves: So, our newest hoof treatment is now a joke online?!
Posey Bloom: Yeah, but it’s a really good one! Hey, show Jazz your phone.
Jazz Hooves: Oh.
Earth Pony (live-streaming): Oh! Yuck!
Jazz Hooves: Oh, my. It’s trending?!
Pipp Petals: Whatcha looking at, Jazz?
Jazz Hooves: [gasps]
Butler: Are you referring to the positive trend in our gross profit margins?!

Generals » Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General) » Post 149812

Ciaran
ラ・ゼッタ - For supporting the site
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Lunar Guardian - Earned a place among the ranks of the most loyal New Lunar Republic soldiers (April Fools 2023).
Crystal Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab

Senior Moderator
友情は魔法だ
America won’t take a bunch of palistanians
Hamas. Not Palestinians. The United States is unlikely to welcome anyone who is a member of Hamas.
But there are slightly more than a quarter million Palestinians in the United States.
Even Isreal permits Palestinian Americans to enter their country, visa-free.

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (C): Pipp promotes her new cosmetic hoof polish » Topic Opener

Background Pony #8DDC
Pipp Petals: Casual viewers and Pippsqueaks alike! Have I got something great for you!
Butler: STRAIGHT from the natural gardens and forests of Bridlewood, our royal Gracefulness presents to you in the latest au naturel beauty product line, tested thoroughly by the greatest heroine of Maretime Bay herself!
Pipp Petals: It’s the special deluxe pampering you’ve been needing! Treat yourself! You deserve only the best! And we’ve got it here at Mane Melody!
Butler: If you order now, we promise we will offer a 25% discount for every 10-bottle bulk purchase! With free delivery shipping and handling!
Pipp Petals: Guaranteed to make your hooves shine brighter than a Bridlewood crystal during the Lumi-Bloom!
Butler: (Speaking rapidly)
WARNING: Pipperine Polish may cause side effects such as pungent hoof odor, nauseous headaches, vertigo, loss of taste, eye irritations, congestions and impairment of nasal senses! We at Mane Melody waives all full responsibility for any customer dissatisfaction that may arise during use of this product. If you are suffering from ailments that may interefere with consumption of Pipperine Polish, please consult your local doctor before purchasing!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 25

Background Pony #E8B6
Pipp Petals: I must practice my sales pitch…
Professor: MAYBE you should focus on refining your polish first BEFORE you commercialize them to the public??!!
Butler: I’m WORKING on that, Professor! But the Princess requests that her new prototype testing line be released to the public market to make quick bits to pay off the remaining litigation fees!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 22

Background Pony #E8B6
Pipp Petals: Don’t worry, Sunny. I know this inkthistle plant itself has a little bit of a… funky aroma at first, but—-
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Professor: (Wearing a gas mask) That’s an understatement!
Pipp Petals: —-the incredible hoof cream I’ve made out of it is scentless.
Butler: As there is nopony who is willing to test it for themselves, I personally had it all thoroughly examined for any hint of malodorous residue––by smearing it over the bunny-corns in our testing room to examine their reactions afterwards!
Professor: SAY WHAT NOW??!!!
Butler: Not to worry! I used the most natural and authentic plant-based materials! No synthetic or artificial ingredients added! PLUS I wash them off with an ammoniac bath to clear out any remaining stench after the tests were done!
Professor: THAT’S NOT THE POINT OVER HERE!!!

Site and Policy » New Lunar Republic » Post 12492

Acid Flask
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Notoriously Divine Tagger - Consistently uploads images above and beyond the minimum tag requirements. And/or additionally, bringing over the original description from the source if the image has one. Does NOT apply to the uploader adding several to a dozen tags after originally uploading with minimum to bare tagging.
A Really Hyper Artist - 500+ images under their artist tag
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
A Really Classy Artist - 250+ images under their artist tag
Best Artist - Providing quality, Derpibooru-exclusive artwork
Lunar Hero - Went above and beyond in the name of Lunar freedom, they will be remembered in legends and folklore as paragons of heroism for generations (April Fools 2023).
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
An Artist Who Rocks - 100+ images under their artist tag

Chemical Enginer
“It was a little after Twilight became her student. I never studied with her, even though we were ok friends at the time now best friends, because my focuse was on science rather then magic. Wich I know use science to try and help ponies like myself.”
“Funny story about how I became her student. I had snuck back into Celestia’s school for gifted unicorns after I had failed a test to make ethyl gas, so I went back to the class room and made the ethyl correctly. I celebrated too hard and sparked the gas as I was releasing it, sending me into the rafters. Celestia heard the explosion and came in to find me in the rafter. She decided then to take me as her student of science and engineering.” Acid chuckles, rubbing his arm.
“Now Blood Moon teases me about that all the time. She asks if I’ve blown up the lab,” he says, rolling his eyes.

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 20

Background Pony #E8B6
Pipp Petals: What do you think?
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Professor: WHAT DO I THINK???!!!
(Chokes Pipp Petals by her throat)
Are YOU trying to gas us to death with that biologically hazardous weapon you call a beauty spa treatment??!!
Butler: NOW HANG ON THERE, Professor! Let’s not get hasty! I told you we would work out on removing the stench, but if you rub this on your hooves—!!
Professor: (Lets go of Princess Pipp)
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The FUDGICLES I’ll rub this on!! What if I get caustic burns and blisters from that plant??! You need to take this outside—or at least take it to the Canterlogic University Bio-Labs to test out what in the hay is in that plant!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 18

Background Pony #E8B6
Pipp Petals: You get to be the first pony to try our new, all-natural luxury hooficure treatment!
Professor: Au naturel??! You tryin’ to save your business reputation by going green with new sustainable practices, Princess??
Because unless you have plans to restructure your business model after that rat-a-tat ruckus, all this green-washing isn’t going to change everypony’s minds in Maretime Bay!
Butler: We’ll work out the kinks as quickly and thoroughly as possible, Professor! We’ll hire top chemists and buy the best lab equipment to better streamline our product testing process!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 13

Background Pony #E8B6
Pipp Petals: Zipp!
Zipp Storm: [gasps]
Pipp Petals: It’s your lucky day!
Inspector Mare: OOOOH, did we win the lottery??!!
Butler: EVEN BETTER! YOU get to be the first pony to try out our NEW product line!!
Inspector Mare: WHAT??! OH NONONONONONONOO! After that horrid rat plague incident and being summoned by multiple lawsuits from several ponies creamed with infectiously licked ice-cream, I am NOT going to be dragged into this flyin’ horse-feather hogwash! COUNT ME OUT!
Butler: TRUST US! Princess Pipp has learned her lesson from last time! It is why we must procure a test subject to ensure our product line is palatable before marketing!

Roleplaying » MYMC05E5: Mane Smelody Reaction Script (A): Pipp starts a new product line » Post 12

Background Pony #E8B6
Jazz Hooves: —those shiny hooves could redeem us.
Butler: Of course, though if we are to prevent such a tragic sales marketing pitch like ice creamy facials, we need to process this polish through rigorous focus consumer tests first-hoof!
Jazz Hooves: Let’s test it out! Who will be our guinea pony?
Butler: I THINK I found the PERFECT focus test subject!! Our royal detective AND inspector do have a knack for uncovering the unexplored mysteries, so let’s ask her to uncover the mysteries behind this golden weed!

Generals » Stupid stuff that comes to mind that we want to post » Post 133411

LP2Lily
Artist -

Lily Fathom
I did another all nighter. Made a dozen test leeds for my electronics lab, started laundry, and house chores.
Either I am stupid smart or I am stupid.

Generals » Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General) » Post 149666

Dustcan
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Dogs
Imagine how that even could play out. You’re just minding your own business while shopping and you hear/see the entire entrance ripped to shreds from gunfire. You think The Most American Thing EverTM is happening again and you’re about to be the victim of the daily mass shooting, but no. It was the federally mandated firing squad gunning down a man for being too slow to show his receipt.
Even by the standards of a legal system awash in Kafkaesque technicalities which sometimes stand in the way of justice, the Ohio Supreme Court decision sets a new mark for heartlessness.
Although no one doubted the accuracy of the DNA results, the supreme court decided that Apanovitch could not use them to prove his innocence. It cited a state law that said DNA could only be used in cases where the defendant requested the testing. The fact that Apanovitch could not have requested testing of evidence that the state had hidden from him didn’t matter.

Pony Discussion » MLP G5 Discussion and Speculation Thread » Post 20576

Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Music/Charts Enthusiast
I like that the dragons were just fine with strangers arriving to their land and subjecting them to a series of deadly tests in order to join their cult instead of feeling threatened that their isolation got interrupted like when the US forced Japan to open up trade using gun boat diplomacy.
Episode was good, I liked that all of them joined together to complete the tasks, though I didn’t like that they made the voices of the dragons sound dorky

General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 189479

Mr.Myoozik
StarTrix Forever! - Derpi Supporter
Pixel Perfection - I still call her Lightning Bolt
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Hero - Went above and beyond for the Solar Deity, drawing from the power of the sun itself to bring balance to the fight against the Lunar Insurrection (April Fools 2023).
Flower Trio - Helped others get their OC into the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
Roseluck - Had their OC in the 2023 Derpibooru Collab.
King Sombra - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of The Crystal Empire!
A Lovely Nightmare Night - Celebrated the 12th anniversary of MLP:FIM!
Princess of Love - Extra special version for those who participated in the Canterlot Wedding 10th anniversary event by contributing art.

Music/Charts Enthusiast
Oh and I was at work when that emergency test happened, I didn’t get scared but I heard it so much from all the customers in the parking lot

General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 189470

Beth
Silly Pony - Celebrated the 13th anniversary of MLP:FIM, and 40 years of MLP!
Shimmering Smile - Celebrated the 10th anniversary of Equestria Girls!
Solar Supporter - Fought against the New Lunar Republic rebellion on the side of the Solar Deity (April Fools 2023).
Elements of Harmony - Had an OC in the 2022 Community Collab
Tree of Harmony - Drew someone's OC for the 2022 Community Collab
Verified Pegasus - Show us your gorgeous wings!
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Philomena - For helping others attend the 2021 community collab
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
A Tale For The Ages - Celebrated MLP's 35th Anniversary and FiM's 8th Anniversary

In digital purgatory
Fuck this emergency alert test. If they knew a child was going to be missing this long they should have stopped it.

Generals » Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy. (Politics General) » Post 149623

Dustcan
Magnificent Metadata Maniac - #1 Assistant
Lunar Supporter - Helped forge New Lunar Republic's freedom in the face of the Solar Empire's oppressive tyrannical regime (April Fools 2023).
Non-Fungible Trixie -
Preenhub - We all know what you were up to this evening~
Twinkling Balloon - Took part in the 2021 community collab.
Friendship, Art, and Magic (2020) - Took part in the 2020 Community Collab
Wallet After Summer Sale -
Condensed Milk - State-Approved Compensation

Dogs
It’s been a few hours since the national cellphone warning test and my stupid vaccination hasn’t activated and turned me into a zombie.
Twitter MAGA has lied to me again. The vaccine didn’t turn me into Magneto or Thor or anything. I’m glad it also hasn’t compelled me to visit my local FEMA death camp or trans me, but all the thing has done is protect me from Covid when the rest of my family got it.
It’s boring!

General Discussion » Vent thread » Post 189460

OathCharm

@CaptainXtra
I just wanna say that a few hours before the alert, I got a notification for a Newsbreak article about it and decided to read some of the comments from the conspiracy theorists. Their claims were honestly hilarious, it started from “Jesus is coming back and the world is coming to an end, UFOS and other shit is attacking the world so repent for your sins before you burn in the lake of fire forever”, “Don’t trust the woke government, they’re using this to steal your information, something is going on”, etc.
But what really got me is the fact that some of them believed that the frequencies coming from our phones is radiation and that they’ll fry our brains and cause harm to our bodies somehow. They said to wrap your phone in aluminum foil, place it in a microwave and turn off every single device in your home and cut the breaker off and go outside and stay out there for 30 minutes.
All this over a simple test alert, lol
People are crazy and so unbelievably naïve, they never miss the opportunity to pull random shit out of their ass without any piece of evidence. It’s just so random lol
And after I got the alert, I didn’t experience or feel anything at all. No brain frying or any thing like that. And Jesus still hasn’t came back either, so all of those theories are disproven and false just like always. They always believe they’ll be right someday, but they never actually are. That’s what makes it hilarious, how they still believe in it.
But yeah, just wanted to say that I did see a lot of conspiracy theories earlier and thought it would be funny to share.

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