Hitch Trailblazer: Oh, tell me about it! I was just so focused on making this the “Best Nightmare Night Scare-a-thon in Maretime Bay Ever” that I forgot to consider Maretime Bay in the first place.
Deputy Mare: Like I had been TELLING you this whole time, you don’t make a good SHOW pony! Heck, you won’t even pass as a good flea circus ringmaster!
Hitch Trailblazer: [panting] You guys are… already done your Frighthouse? I missed it?Deputy Mare: We came here as soon as the Professor called us in about an ongoing apple cider brawl in the Frighthouse!!They hadn’t tried to stab any pony yet, had they?Pipp Petals: No, I think maybe it was me who missed it. Uh, like the point, I mean.Deputy Mare: Uhhhh, can anypony tell us what’s going on?? Did they all leave as soon as they knew we were coming?!!No, but a stallion was in imminent danger of choking on a caramel apple stick.Deputy Mare: Did you do muzzle-to-muzzle?
Pipp Petals: —-maybe I was also too focused on scaring Misty and making the perfect Frighthouse to notice.
Space Professor: OH YOU THINK???!!!Izzy Moonbow: TSSSH!! And I couldn’t see anything beyond my lights…
Airship Mare: I’m all for a decked-out light show, but not if it means frying everypony’s retinas like a sunlight through a telescope!I’m pretty sure it could’ve been seen from space!
Hitch Trailblazer: [panting] You guys are… already done your Frighthouse? I missed it?Deputy Mare: We came here as soon as the Professor called us in about an ongoing apple cider brawl in the Frighthouse!!They hadn’t tried to stab any pony yet, had they?Pipp Petals: No, I think maybe it was me who missed it. Uh, like the point, I mean.Deputy Mare: Uhhhh, can anypony tell us what’s going on?? Did they all leave as soon as they knew we were coming?!!No, but a stallion was in imminent danger of choking on a caramel apple stick.
Hitch Trailblazer: [panting] You guys are… already done your Frighthouse? I missed it?Deputy Mare: We came here as soon as the Professor called us in about an ongoing apple cider brawl in the Frighthouse!!They hadn’t tried to stab any pony yet, had they?Pipp Petals: No, I think maybe it was me who missed it. Uh, like the point, I mean.Deputy Mare: Uhhhh, can anypony tell us what’s going on?? Did they all leave as soon as they knew we were coming?!!
Pipp Petals: —-maybe I was also too focused on scaring Misty and making the perfect Frighthouse to notice.
Space Professor: OH YOU THINK???!!!Izzy Moonbow: TSSSH!! And I couldn’t see anything beyond my lights…
Airship Mare: I’m all for a decked-out light show, but not if it means frying everypony’s retinas like a sunlight through a telescope!
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