Film Reel
Fluttershy Lover
Film Reel (EG): (I insert my member up her special spot and start to thrust)
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
Do us all favor, losers! STOP, DROP AND DIE!!!
(Unleashes hot flame from fire horn)Deputy Mare:
SUNNY!!!!!!
(Shields Sunny with steel riot shield against flames)You want a fire show, do you? Then let’s have a fire show!Professor:
Dang! I should’ve brought my SPF1000!Burn to cinders, Opaline! You don’t stand a chance anymore!🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
Say that when you’re burning at 1800 F (980 C)!!
(Riot shield destroyed by Opaline’s powerful fire blast)
Deputy Mare:
WOAH JEEPERS! That was a mane strand away from cremation!!(Fires two rubber cannister shot rounds at Opaline and her Firehorn Henchmare)
(Henchmare bruised severely by multiple pellets)
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
YYEEOOOWW!!! Cheap shot, Deputy!!🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
I’m gonna FLIP you ponies over and make sure you’re DONE on the OTHER SIDE!!
(Unleashes widespread fire clouds that incinerate the floor)
Deputy Mare:
AH, horse apples!
(Jumps out of the way and finds cover behind the thick tree roots)Her Stormtrooper training shines through🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
HIDING won’t to help you! We’ll hunt all of you down, even if we have to burn the entire castle!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!Professor:
Uhhh, guys?? Is it just me or is it gettin’ too hot in here??Everypony’s literally sweating like stovetops on a summer evening!Professor:
C’MON SUNNY!! Quit prancin’ around!! Activate your alicorn powers already!!!Here’s an idea, how about focusing your powers, Sunny, instead of being at even playing field?Deputy Mare:
HEY HOT SHOT!!(Fires tear gas round at Opaline’s face, throwing her aim off temporarily)
🔥Firehorn Henchmare🔥:
EERRGHH, you’ll PAY for defacing the Queen, Deputy!
(Charges up fire horn for piercing shot)
Deputy Mare:
SURE! Want that paid in copper bits??
(Loads extra round in riot gun)Let’s split the bill!
(Charging up a blast)
Misty Brightdawn:
Okay, she’s coming…Professor:
Wait wait wait, hold on a second!
(Punches Misty so hard in her nose, it ends up bleeding and looking crooked)College Activist:
PROFESSOR!!Professor:
WHAT???!! I’m just trying to make it look convincing!Butler:
Then just make it look convincing! *Don’t actually clock her in the face!!*Twin Filly:
GUYS GUYS, get it together!!Professor, have a little faith in Misty, huh?Professor:
Trust me, I’ve seen this in many police dramas!Jeez, Professor! You could’ve given a heads-up first!Professor:
If I gave her a heads-up, she would’ve tried shoving me away with her telekinesis on impulse!Misty: Mm! Help! Help!Opaline: Misty, what did you do?!Professor:
(Holds a broken glass bottle shard against Misty’s neck)
GIVE US BACK OUR DRAGON FRIEND, or else your minion gets the Yakistani necktie treatment!!You probably already know what it looks like when you cross the Yaksyndicate, because YOU had lived long enough to interact with all the other non-pony races when Twilight Sparkle was pulling the reins of the empire!See, Opaline? This is what happens when you cross the border beyond the Yaksyndicate!Twin Colt:
YOU ARE ONE BIG MEANIE!!!!Butler:
(Whispering) Professor, you’re SCARING the children!Twin Filly:
Ugghhuggu—uhh—–(shaking in fear of both the Professor and Opaline)Misty: They overpowered me, Opaline! They tricked me and tied me up!Professor:
That’s right! Lucky for us, you didn’t anticipate our police friend to be armed with a special anti-magic grenade device that can dispel ANY dumb enchanted shield!!Special anti-magic grenade device? Yeesh Professor, overconfident much?Professor:
SHHH! Don’t ruin the illusion!College Activist:
Uhhh—YEAH!! SO PONY UP our sweet little Sparky, or uhhh—!!Professor:
(Presses glass shard hard against Misty’s chest )
Misty: I mean, he’s just a baby dragon, and now he’ll be powerless, so… he’s… harmless?
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